WTF2

Ya so my situation is a little f`ed but no big deal. I just heard from a friend who's girl...... get this.... went to work one day and was looking on a public share on the server for a file her boss was supposed to send her. She opened a folder that was filled with JPEGs. She opened the JPEG and was lucky enough to see a picture of her boss engaging in intercourse with 2 women. It was never confirmed either way if at least one of them was his wife. YES You read that right not only p0rn but p0rn with her boss in it in full BAMCHIKAWACHIKAWAWAOOOYAAAAA! I personally would have treated it like my new found piggy bank. As I imagine the same situation visions of FIGHT CLUB dance in my head. "Richard Chesler: Get the fuck out of here, you're fired!" "Narrator: I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home." She was not so fortunate I heard. All she got was a 1000 yen or $10.00 a day raise. Shit... But the real point is that the guy didn't get fired, and after reading my last tail of woe... that friend called me to say that Mr Amatuer Porn star had been promoted to Director of XYZ. Sad. But now I figured out my new secret for success. No it is not 60% ever day and 110% in a clinch. That was yesterday. Today it is -60% followed by even less when the chips are down. Ya right I cant imagine what effort it would take to "NOT TRY" I cant imagine... and I know I can't do it. OH ya if you want to know what kinda company lets this happen ..... A BIG [multi-national] ONE. E./